Fitbits, Swords, and Other Cool Things Redditors Found Using a Metal Detector

You bought that metal detector for a reason, and you’re sick of people telling you that you’re not gonna find anything with it. Well, we’re on your side: There are countless random treasures in this world for you to find. Just ask these Redditors.

An iPhone Coffin

People bury their phones now? What a time to be alive. Not for the phone, though.

Thousands of Green Army Men

Raise your hand if you always think of “Toy Story” when you see these.

A Literal Dead Body

This is real.

A Trove of Relics

Did you read that to the tune of “Twelve Days of Christmas?” I sure did.

A Fitness Tracker

This will make for a really great response to the inevitable onslaught of, “Oh, when did you get a Fitbit?” questions.

A Sword

The same person found five horseshoes and some rifle bits.

War Antiquities

Remember the person who found the dead body? The same person also found these cannonballs. Some people get all the luck.

A 10-Year Lost Necklace

I lose things constantly – I think I need to hire this person.

Another Metal Detector

Very meta. Metal detectors are the gifts that keep on giving.