With the recent release of “A Christmas Story Christmas,” the reboot of the classic holiday flick, Miller Brewing Co. is embracing the nostalgia with its own boozy spin, unveiling a leg lamp beer tower.
The beer giant’s lamp isn’t an exact replica of the famous light fixture, though. Miller’s version doesn’t have fishnet stockings and instead takes on the form of a red high-heeled boot with a yellow-and-red-striped stocking — a nod to the girl in the moon logo used on Miller High Life products. The new version does highlight a similar lampshade laden with black tassels, though, and best of all, it comes in a box with “Fragile” (pronounced fra-GEE-lay, of course) printed on the outside, just like the movie.
Yeah…but does your leg lamp POUR BEER!?If you snag one of these from @millerhighlife, you definitely have to recreate the “fra-GEE-lay” scene when it shows up at your door, and send us the video! 😅 https://t.co/gT5sJ726Tr
— 95.9 The River (@959TheRiver) December 6, 2022
The battery-operated lamp is just over 3 feet tall and doubles as a beer tower that holds a six-pack’s worth of “the champagne of beers.” Removing the lampshade reveals the vessel where you pour in your brew, and there’s a nifty little spout on the heel of the boot to fill your frosted mug. So, with the snap of a few sparks and a quick whiff of barley, this contraption might just have the chops to blaze forth in unparalleled glory.
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If you’re interested in snapping up a leg lamp beer tower for yourself or a beer-drinking fan of “A Christmas Story,” a limited supply is available on Miller High Life’s online store for $120 starting Dec. 9.
