If you’re lucky enough to be invited a white elephant party, you’re going to want to be prepared. That means showing up with a gift that people will covet (translation: steal) for its usefulness, quirkiness, or unrivaled hilarity. Here are the best white elephant gifts that fall into all three categories, from a punny card game to a Star Wars Chia Pet.
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‘Vert Der Ferk’ Tee
$22 from TeePublic
This T-shirt is funny no matter if you know the character on it or not (for the record, it’s The Swedish Chef from “The Muppet Show”). It’s available in five styles, more than two dozen colors, and sizes up to 5XL.
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Star Wars Chia Pet
$20 from AmazonShop Now
The folks who make Chia Pets have introduced a bunch of Star Wars-inspired planters. We honestly can’t decide if this one or the baby Yoda version will be fought over more, so we’ll let you make that call.
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Animal Paw-Print Socks
$10 from AmazonShop Now
Let someone’s inner animal out with these socks, printed with images of animal paws. Make your choice based on the animal they remind you of the most, including dogs, polar bears, and more.
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E.M.T. Lunch Tote
$18 from Amazon Shop Now
This makes a great gift for someone who is sick of everyone asking them what they’re having for lunch. The insulated tote is made to look like they’re transporting human organs, something anyone with an offbeat sense of humor will love.
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‘The Body: A Guide for Occupants’ Book
$17 from AmazonShop Now
Few authors are as clever and witty as they are informative, but Bill Bryson is near the top of the list in that category. This bestselling book is equal parts human anatomy and humor.
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‘You Can Wear It Again’ Book
$15 from AmazonShop Now
This hilarious book pays tribute to decades of bad bridal fashion that will have female white elephant guests in fits of laughter (that is, when the book isn’t being stolen from them).
Bob Ross Slow Cooker
$35 from AmazonShop Now
Because, yes, there apparently is a slow cooker with every imaginable theme these days.
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Unicorn Squirrel Feeder
$26 from AmazonShop Now
Sample review: “This is both ridiculous and spectacular. It just might be my best Amazon impulse-buy ever.” Translation: a white elephant party hit in the making.
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Binge-Watching Survival Kit
$22 from Amazon Shop Now
This 18-piece kit contains lots of steal-worthy stuff: a snack clip, comfy socks, face- and hand-cleansing towelettes, sporks, a sofa yoga guide, and a two-sided coin to help decide: “one more” or “go to bed.”
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Saint Exhaustia Candle
$13 from Snark GiftsShop Now
This candle will resonate with many of your party participants on so many levels, we’ll bet anyone who doesn’t end up with it will be asking you where you found it.
‘Cute Animals for Hard Times’ Book
$10 from Amazon Shop Now
Literally everyone could use a serotonin boost these days. Give it to your party goers via unbearably endearing creatures.
Mr. Coffee Mug Warmer
$13 from AmazonShop Now
Sometimes the most popular gifts are the ones that are actually useful, and this coffee warmer will keep any work-from-homer fueled throughout the day.
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‘Swearing Is Good For You: The Amazing Science of Bad Language’
$14 from Amazon
Directly contradicting the concept that swearing is a sign of “a stunted vocabulary or a limited intellect,” author Emma Byrne takes a scientific look in this book at how profanity can actually have “surprising benefits.”
WTF Notepad
$11 from Amazon Shop Now
This notepad is great for that loved one who would rather just leave a grouchy message than argue. The WTF notepad offers plenty of prickly options such as “WTF were you thinking?” and “WTF is wrong with you?” and the notes can be applied to any situation they find annoying.
Snowfox Stainless Steel Cocktail Glasses
$29 and up from Amazon Shop Now
If your friends and family love cocktails, it’s almost a guarantee that this stylish set of tumblers is gonna be a hot ticket white elephant item. You might even want to steal ’em back yourself.
Toilet Night Light
$12 from AmazonShop Now
This is just one of those things that most people don’t realize they want until they know it exists.
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Dinosaur Taco Holders
$17 and up from Uncommon GoodsShop Now
Because cute but impractical gifts are just the type of gifts you should be toting along to the white elephant party. Each taco-dino holds two hard-shell tacos and makes meals a roaring good time for all.
Nut-Shaped Portable Mini Speaker
$19 from AmazonShop Now
People cannot resist cute and miniature things, and we’re guessing the participants at your white elephant get-together won’t be any different.
The Clapper
$28 from AmazonShop Now
It’s pretty much a guarantee that anything that was once advertised on late-night TV and seeped into the collective snark of the national consciousness will make for a perfect white elephant gift.
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Ugly Christmas Sweater
$16 from AmazonShop Now
Okay, yes, this is actually a sweatshirt, but with over 30 styles to choose from, you can find an option that someone at your white elephant party will decide they can’t live without.
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Bacon Blanket
$32 and up from AmazonShop Now
Anyone can buy a tortilla blanket and think it’s cute, but the truly imaginative know that bacon is going to trump tortilla at just about any white elephant gathering.
Fortune Cookie Bath Bombs
$30 from AmazonShop Now
A white elephant gift doesn’t have to be funny or naughty to be stealable. Take, for instance, this set of 24 fortune-cookie-shaped bath bombs that are colorful, conceal a fortune inside, and contain “100% pure, natural ingredients and essential oils.”
Stalwart Electric Heated Blanket
$24 and up from Amazon Shop Now
It might not be the cleverest of gifts at the white elephant party, but it’s warm and fuzzy when we could all use a little more warm and fuzzy in our lives. It comes in six different colors and patterns.
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‘Dog Shaming’ Book
$15 from AmazonShop Now
Dog shaming is popular on social media and it won’t be any less so at your white elephant gathering. This book offers 192 pages dedicated to the naughtiest (but clearly repentant, in some cases) pups.
Cactus Coasters Sculpture
$10 from AmazonShop Now
You cannot bring something as lame as a coaster set to a white elephant party and not expect it to get swapped. Unless, of course, the coasters you bring are so cool, clever, and fun that they will be a coveted item.
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Dogs Catching Treats Jigsaw Puzzle
$10 from AmazonShop Now
There are few people out there who don’t love dogs, and who can resist a collage of dogs making the goofiest faces possible while trying to catch a treat?
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Scalp Massager
$9 from AmazonShop Now
It’s funny looking, colorful, and provides pleasure — in other words, totally stealable.
Smudge Kit
$25 from AmazonShop Now
We could all use something to reverse the negative energy in our lives. There’s bound to be one hippie at the party, right?
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Lobster Slippers
$15 from Amazon
What could be more off-beat and beachy than a pair of novelty pool shoes in the shape of a lobster? Available in two colors.
Punderdome Card Game
$14 from Walmart
If you’ve got punny friends, this card game is sure to be a hit at the white elephant party. It’ll be puns of fun.
Off Topic Adult Party Game
$30 from Amazon
After drawing a card that sets a topic, you have to give your wittiest response that’ll begin with a randomized word or phrase. Not only does this game promise to be a highly coveted white elephant gift, but you can also play a round after exchanging gifts.
‘Star Wars: Be More Vader’ Guide
$10 from Amazon
Tired of the same old self-help drivel? Spice up your white elephant game with tongue-in-cheek advice from Star Wars’ most assertive villains, from Darth Vader to Palpatine.
