Bulk Up, Baby! Ludicrously Giant Portions You Can Buy at Costco

It’s not exactly a secret that Costco has extra large quantities of practically everything one could imagine buying. After all, you don’t go there unless you’re ready to stock up. But just how big can Costco go? We’ve taken probably a gazillion trips to Costco in our lifetime, and even we were surprised by these sizes.

Audubon Park Nature’s Blend Premium Wild Bird Food

We hope that’s for a lot of birds and not to feed one giant creature.

Whole Wheel Parmigiano Reggiano

Even Costco describes this cheese as “extravagant” — what else can you really say about buying that much cheese?

D’Artagnan 18-month Aged Boneless Spanish Serrano Ham

This ham is the size of a very big baby.

Plaza Osetra Kilo Caviar Pack

You can buy food for over a month … or you can buy this $1,300 tin of caviar.

Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chunk Cookie Dough

That much cookie dough and yet you’re not supposed to eat out of the container? Pure torture.

Knorr Chicken Bouillon

If you’re buying this, you must really like soup. Like, a lot.

Godiva Assorted Chocolate Gold Collection Gift Box 36-pieces

We love chocolate so much, we might go through this huge box pretty fast, and that’s not a good thing.

Red Onions

Well, this many onions would certainly go well with the 8 lbs. of bouillon base.

D’Artagnan Whole ABF Pekin Duck, 6-pack

We get that this is probably aimed at restaurants, but if you wanted over 30 lbs. of duck for some reason, this is probably the best solution.

Tootie Pie 11″ Huge Original Apple Pie

Costco has a number of extra large pies, like their hefty newish peanut butter pie, but this 4-inch tall pie may “take the cake” for size.