Taste Tests
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Party Like It’s 1999: Arizona Hard Beverages, Ranked
It may have taken a few decades, but Arizona has finally ventured into the world of alcoholic beverages. The nostalgic brand, known for its iconic 99-cent cans of iced tea, now has 11 different flavors of hard lemonade, juice, and…
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I Tried 7 Burgers at Hardee’s, and It Was Mostly a Waste of Time
Ever find yourself frozen in a moment of drive-thru panic? That can happen — especially at Hardee’s, where the burgers range from very-similar-to-one-another all the way to only-a-lunatic-would-eat-this territory. Hardee’s is jaw-droppingly expensive for a fast-food joint, so which burger…
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Wendy’s Desserts Are All Under $4. Here’s What I Would Spend My Money on Again
Wendy’s has the ever-famous chocolate Frosty under its belt, but there may come a day when you’re curious as to what else you should explore when the sweet craving hits. Thanks to Wendy’s brand new Cinnabon Pull-Aparts and Orange Dreamsicle…
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I Tried 8 Store-Bought Ice Cream Drumsticks — This Is the Only One You’ll Ever Need
It’s not always worth heading over to an ice cream shop if you’re in need of a frozen treat, and stocking them in your freezer is always the height of convenience. But if you’re strolling the grocery store frozen section,…
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Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop: 19 Pringles Flavors, Ranked
Believe it or not, Pringles have been around since 1968. The saddle-shaped crisps, iconic can, and cookie-cutter-like manufacturing process were all created to combat the problem of broken potato chips in bags. The crisps (which aren’t technically chips, according to…
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I Tried 5 Grocery Store Bagels and Nearly All Were Better Than Thomas’
We all know that bagels are probably better off fresh-baked from your local shop, but not everybody has access to a gift that wonderful. Some of us have to get grocery store bagels, and it’s only reasonable that we should…
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I Tried KFC’s Brand New Chicken Nuggets, and Two of Them Made Me Sweat
KFC has rarely expanded out of the realm of southern flavors, but it’s a new age. We’ve got Chizza, we’ve got Apple Pie Poppers, and now we’ve got five brand…
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The Absolute Best Jelly Beans to Buy for Easter
There are few candies odder than jelly beans. Making candy in the shape of beans is already a mystery to me, but the truth is, they scratch an itch that…
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I Tried Twizzlers and Red Vines Back to Back — Here’s the Winner
Pepsi and Coke. Skippy and Jif. Those two brothers that live across the street from each other and make Twix bars. There are so many great rivalries in this world,…
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I Tried 6 Brands of Canned Clam Chowder and Wound Up with Fish Breath and a Definitive Ranking
The greatest clam chowders usually come from a dockside restaurant, but if you don’t live in a Lifetime movie, you might not have access to one. The next best thing…
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Every Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwich, Ranked
People come to Arby’s for one thing: curly fries. And then most of ’em figure: Might as well order a roast beef sandwich. With six distinct variations of beef sandwiches…
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I Tried 7 Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches, But None of Them Put Starbucks to Shame
If a breakfast sandwich is what you crave, you might not always have time to get to a Starbucks or a fast-food joint in the morning. To fry yourself a…
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I Tried 6 Wendy’s Burgers and So Far, No Heart Attack
Wendy’s has a whole lot of burgers on their menu, but if you’ve looked at it for more than one second, you’ll see that they all only differ by a…
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I Tried 5 Brands of Frozen Fish Sticks, and This Was My Absolute Favorite
Fish sticks are great. If you don’t think so, you’ve come to the wrong place. Fish sticks encapsulate the entire concept of fish and chips in one bite; even when…
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Taste Test: Girl Scout Cookie Flavors Ranked
Girl Scout cookies hold a nostalgic place in my heart — I was the top cookie seller in my troop, after all. But it’s been a while since I’ve eaten…
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I Tried 11 Frank’s RedHot Sauces — This One’s Best For Your Super Bowl Wings
Even if you’ve never bought Frank’s Red Hot at the grocery store before, you’ve probably had the popular hot sauce if you sometimes order chicken wings or anything Buffalo-style at…
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Every Cheeseburger at Sonic, Ranked
Sonic Drive-In’s menu covers just about everything under the sun, with options ranging from shakes and corn dogs to chicken nuggets and breakfast burritos. Burgers are a staple too, and…
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I Tried 11 Cheerios Flavors, and These Were the Best (and Worst)
It’s shocking just how many Cheerios flavors are on the shelves today. While I would have guessed there were maybe five varieties at most, the reality is that General Mills…
