There are treasures untold in the world of OfferUp. It’s like every person on “Storage Wars” dumped out the contents of their units and put it up for sale on the same app. I can’t get enough of it — here’s this week’s edition of the OfferUp 8.
A Framed Puzzle of Donald Duck
$150
There’s nothing but fury in that boy’s eyes.
This Set of Collectible ‘E.T.’ Toys
$30
“E.T.” is about 40 years old, so either this thing is somewhat of a cheap collector’s item, or some toy company is still pretty jazzed about it.
A Light-Up ‘Lord of the Rings’ Chalice
$15
I would absolutely love to throw an elaborate dinner party for some friends and set a beautiful tablescape, placing gorgeous wine glasses at each seat. One seat, however — at the head of the table, where I will take my place — has a different drinking vessel. A red, light-up Aragorn chalice.
Whatever This Is
$20
It just says “Banana and Grape.” That’s literally it. I think this is fake, wax food. That’s my best guess. You want it? Only $20.
A Wendy’s Kids’ Meal Toy
$6
It’s wild to resell some garbage fast-food toy in the first place, but the fact that this person is selling it for more than what an entire Kids’ Meal costs is even more wild. This is a huge swing, bud.
Trending on Cheapism
Yikes, a Katana
$300
If you’ve got $300 to blow on a samurai sword, at least do it at the mall.
Related: The OfferUp 8: Weird Things I Saw On the Mobile Marketplace This Week (5/30/23)
This Definitely-Haunted Mask
$85
This type of thing is popular at raves, I guess. Personally, if I was doing anything at all and turned to see somebody in a light-up demon mask, I would freak the hell out.
Related: The OfferUp 8: Wacky Things for Sale on OfferUp This Week (6/5/23)
A Howard the Duck Pin
$15
Howard the Duck, believe it or not, is a real character. You may have seen him pop up in a few of the “Guardians of the Galaxy” flicks, and he actually had his own movie in the 80s. It’s bad.
This seller’s a fan, though, and he’s got this pin in which Howard is telling you to … pay him? This costs $15 more than it’s worth.
For more totally weird shopping guides, please sign up for our free newsletters.
