‘Futbol is life’, exclaims Dani Rojas, the exuberant striker for A.F.C. Richmond, and Ted Lasso is medicine to millions of die-hard fans of Apple’s Emmy-winning series that serves as the perfect antidote to the pandemic blues. We’ve assembled a collection of gifts as diverse as the characters embodied by them, to remind every goldfish on your list that you see them as a true playmaker and, in the words of Coach Ted, “If you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ain’t nothing you can’t get through together.”
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Ted Lasso Ornament
$10 and up from Etsy
This handmade ornament features the show’s locker room, made from reinforced paper. You can choose the ornament and tree colors and add this detailed scene to your own Christmas tree.
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Ted Lasso Sticker Pack
$10 from Amazon
With this 50-piece sticker pack, “Ted Lasso” fans can decorate any smooth surface, including laptops, phones, water bottles, and notebooks. These stickers are made of vinyl and waterproof paper, and they don’t leave behind any sticky residue when removed.
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Ted Lasso-Inspired Biscuits
$27 from Etsy
Inspired by Ted’s infamous biscuits, these shortbread biscuits are delicious and are even arranged in a pink gift box, just like on the show. The box contains between 12 and 14 biscuits, so there’s plenty to share with friends.
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Holiday Roy Kent Greeting Card
$6 from Etsy
Top off your Lass gift with this lighthearted Roy Kent card. The card features an original design and includes a matching envelope. The interior is blank, so you can write the message of your choice.
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‘Hot Brown Water’ Mug
$15 and up from Etsy
Finally, the perfect mug for enjoying a cup of (ick) tea! Or customize the mug with two other Lasso-isms: “Be curious not judgemental,” or, “Be a goldfish.” Add a name for a truly unique gift. The mug is available in 11- and 15-ounce sizes, and it’s microwave- and dishwasher-safe.
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Ted Lasso Coloring Book
$7 from Amazon
This book features “Ted Lasso”-themed illustrations that adults can spend hours coloring in. The drawings are on single-sided paper, so fans can remove the completed pages to display or share their artwork. High-quality paper helps to prevent colors from bleeding through.
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‘Futbol is Life’ T-Shirt
$16 from TeePublic
This Dani Rojas-inspired T-shirt adds a Ted touch to a fan’s wardrobe. The tee is made of combed ringspun cotton, so it’s super soft and comfortable. It’s available in 27 different color options, and you can also choose from different styles, including a V-neck and classic tee.
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AFC Richmond Pint Glass
$16 from The WB Shop
Now fans can represent their favorite coach with this AFC Richmond Greyhounds pint glass. The glass holds 17 ounces of a favorite beverage and is perfect for catching up on the latest episodes or having a drink with friends.
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Schwinn Loop 7-Speed Folding Bike
$401 from Amazon
Just like Dr. Sharon impresses Ted and Keeley, this folding bike is bound to impress any Lasso fan. It features a lightweight frame that folds for storage, while the seven-speed shifter lets you smoothly move through the gears. The 20-inch alloy wheels are equipped with street tires, so this bike is ready for the roads.
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Saint Roy Kent Candle
$16 from Illuminidol
Now fans can add Roy Kent to their soccer shrines. This novelty prayer candle measures 8 inches high and is unscented. It’s made in Texas and the high-resolution image features a gloss finish made by burning paraffin wax.
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AFC Richmond Unisex Joggers
$65 from The WB Shop
Fans can look like Jamie and the gang in these joggers complete with the AFC Richmond crest and wing. These pants feature a polyester, cotton, and elastane blend, so they’re soft and comfy. They also have a cuffed leg and elastic waistband for a great fit, and are ideal for both working out and catching up on the latest episodes.
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Ted Lasso Ugly Christmas Sweater
$10 and up from Etsy
Perfect for the next ugly Christmas sweater party, this festive sweatshirt captures the sentiment from Coach Ted upon learning that Rebecca has been invited to attend Sir Elton John’s holiday party. This sweatshirt is available in sizes small through 5XL.
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Coach Lasso’s Publican Nickname Mug
$13 from Etsy
This 11-ounce ceramic mug pays homage to The Crown and Anchor in lighthearted style. It’s made in the USA and features a high-quality print to prevent fading. The mug is both microwave- and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning.
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Roy Kent Replica Jersey
$70 from The WB Shop
Lasso fans can show their Roy love with this AFC Richmond jersey. It’s made of moisture-wicking mesh, so it’s breathable and lightweight and features a top-stitched collar and tagless design for comfortable wear.
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Roy Kent Apron
$20 from Redbubble
These aprons are 100% polyester and machine-washable for easy care. They’re ideal for cooking, gardening, and grilling, and feature a neck band with extra-long ties that wrap around to the front for a secure fit.
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‘The Gifts of Imperfection’
$13 from Amazon
Self-proclaimed president of the Ted Lasso Fan Club, Brene Brown even got a shoutout during season two. Something tells us Lasso would be a huge fan of Brown’s self-help book, which focuses on strategies to overcome self-consciousness and believe in our own value.
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Shortbread Advent Calendar
$27 from Amazon
We might not have Lasso to bake us biscuits every day, but with this advent calendar, fans of the show can enjoy their own daily biscuits leading up to Christmas (and since it’s after Dec. 1, even double up). The calendar includes mini shortbread fingers, mini shortbread rounds, and mini chocolate chip shortbread cookies for daily tasty treats.
‘Sacred Hoops: Spiritual Lessons of a Hardwood Warrior’
$11 from Amazon
When Lasso gives his players books as gifts in the locker room, he’s taking a cue from NBA coach Phil Jackson. With this book, fans can learn more about Jackson and sports in his own words.
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Rose Spa Gift Basket
$28 from Amazon
With this spa gift basket, Lasso fans can enjoy plenty of pampering, Keeley-style. Natural ingredients like sunflower seed oil, vitamin E, and rose essential oils are nourishing and moisturizing. The set includes bubble bath, shower gel, body butter, body lotion, bath salt, and bath bombs.
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BOSSMan Mudstache Wax
$15 from Amazon
Fans can train and groom their own mustaches to look at stylin’ as Ted’s. The wax is unscented and water-based, so it goes on easily. It’s also non-tinted, so it will work with facial hair of any color.
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‘The Little Book of Shortbread’
$9 from Amazon
This 84-page book is packed full of shortbread recipes, so fans can bake just like Lasso. The book starts with a cookie recipe that has only four ingredients, so it’s super simple. Then, it expands that recipe into 99 variations, so recipients can build their confidence and work up to more complicated cookies.
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AFC Richmond Visor
$25 from The WB Shop
Look like an official AFC Richmond fan in this visor, complete with the team crest. It’s available in one size and features a Velcro closure for an adjustable fit. The visor will shade your eyes on the brightest days, while also making it evident that you’re a fan.
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Bantr Fleece Hoodie
$55 from The WB Shop
Keeley fans can show support for her fictional Bantr dating app with this fun hoodie. The unisex hoodie features a ringspun cotton and poly fleece blend, making it soft and cozy. It’s available in three colors and sizes small to 2XL.
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Diamond Dogs LP
$25 from Acoustic Sounds
The Diamond Dogs LP shares the same names as the support group that Ted, Coach Beard, Nate (fist shake!), and Rebecca set up in “The Diamond Dogs” episode. Fans can listen to this remastered album on vinyl. It includes songs like “Sweet Thing,” “We Are the Dead,” and “Future Legend.”
